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I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

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i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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I am suddenly aware of the separation between my actual self and myself-as-seen-by-others. Who would win an arm wrestle? Who is better looking? Who has the higher IQ? Submarine, Joe Dunthorne. (via buckyhorrorpictureshow) 111 notes
Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait. William Chapman (via perfect) 161,652 notes