kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

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ssweet-dispositionn:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Omg

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